Cigar 101

What's the Big Deal, Eh?

Listen, kid, a cigar ain't just a roll of tobacco. It's a statement, got it?

Why the Fuss?

Cigars are the Godfather of the tobacco world. When you light one up, you’re somebody.

What’s the Plan?

Sit tight. I’m gonna give you the whole rundown, capisce?

The Anatomy: The Crew of a Cigar

The Wrapper: The Front Man

This is the face of your operation. Dark like a mobster's soul or light like their humor.

The Binder: The Enforcer

Keeps everyone in line. You got a problem with the filler, the binder sorts it out.

The Filler: The Soldiers

These guys do the heavy lifting. Long-filler for the bosses, short-filler for the grunts.

The Lineup: Types of Cigars

Robusto: The Muscle

Short, stout, packs a punch. The enforcer of cigars.

Churchill: The Diplomat

Long, smooth talker. Thinks he’s Winston Churchill or something.

Corona: Mr. Balanced

Middle of the road, you know? Good for when you’re laying low.

Torpedo: The Specialist

Got a pointed end, for when you need something done precise.

Panatela: The Snitch

Long and thin; don't let the size fool you. He's got info.

The Measurements: Sizing Up the Crew

Length: The Height of the Operation

Measured in inches. The longer the cigar, the longer you’re in business.

Ring Gauge: The Weight

How fat your cigar is. Bigger ain’t always better, but it’s a good start.

Size Chart: The Family Tree

Know your sizes. Don’t bring a knife to a gunfight.

Picking Your Partner: Choosing a Cigar

Budget: The Score

How much you got? More dough, better cigar.

Flavor Profile: The Personality

You like it strong like a mob boss or mild like a rookie?

Occasion: The Event

Daily grind or a big score, pick accordingly.

The First Cut: How to Cut a Cigar

Guillotine: The Hitman

Clean and quick, like taking care of business.

V-Cut: The Trickster

Fancy, but it can backfire.

Punch Cutter: The Brawler

Makes a hole, no fuss. Like punching a guy in the face.

Best Practices: The Code

Keep your tools sharp, kid. Don't mess this up.

Lighting Up: Ignition Time

Matches vs. Lighters: Old School vs. New School

Matches for tradition, lighters for when you're on the clock.

Toasting the Foot: Warming Up

Take your time, or you’ll end up burning more than just cigars.

Initial Puffs: Starting Off

Easy does it. This ain’t a race.

The Art of Smoking: How to Smoke

Puffing: Breathing Easy

Take it slow, like you’re sipping fine wine. Or good scotch.

Holding: The Grip

Hold it like you mean it, but don't crush it.

Ashing: Cleaning Up

Tap it gently. No need to make a mess.

The Pairing: Food & Drink

Alcoholic: The Good Stuff

Whiskey for the bosses, rum for the crew.

Non-Alcoholic: The Clean Slate

Coffee for planning, chocolate for celebrating.

Etiquette: The Rules of the Game

Public Spaces: Territory

Know where you’re welcome and where you’re not.

Sharing: The Family

You share, but not what’s already yours.

Cigar Lounges: The Hideout

Respect the place, respect the rules.

Storage: The Vault

Humidors: The Safehouse

Keep your cigars like you keep your secrets: locked away.

Travel Cases: The Getaway

For when you need to make a quick exit.

Hygrometer: The Insider

Keep tabs on the humidity, like you would on your crew.

FAQs: Loose Ends

Common Questions

Inhale? Fuggetaboutit. How long’s it last? Depends on how fast you smoke, kid.

Conclusion: The Last Word

Final Thoughts

You're in the family now. Don't screw it up.

More Info: The Library

Read up, kid. Knowledge is power, even in our business.